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 Post subject: Re: A few one liners
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What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
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Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Toad away, genius :mrgreen:
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What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

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Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

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Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

Toe in the hole :coat:

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What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

Toe in the hole :coat:

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What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

Toe in the hole :coat:

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We’re back on both barrels again :mrgreen:
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What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

Toe in the hole :coat:

Two in the hole :coat:
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What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

Toe in the hole :coat:

Two in the hole :coat:
We’re back on both barrels again :mrgreen:
Side bi side
Hammer action :jackh:

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What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

Toe in the hole :coat:

Two in the hole :coat:
We’re back on both barrels again :mrgreen:
Side bi side
Hammer action :jackh:

Spooning or cheek to cheek? :moon:

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Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Toad away, genius :mrgreen:

Toe in the hole :coat:

Two in the hole :coat:
We’re back on both barrels again :mrgreen:
Side bi side
Hammer action :jackh:

Spooning or cheek to cheek? :moon:
With a bit of :tongue:

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I'm taking part in an innuendo competition next weekend


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