MISS HYBRID'S FORUM

“I expect everything will turn out all right in the end,' said Twoflower.
Rincewind looked at him. remarks like that always threw him.
'Do you really believe that?' he said. 'I mean, really?'
'Well, things generally do work out satisfactorily, when you come to think about it.'
'If you think the total disruption of my life for the last year is satisfactory then you might be right. I've lost count of the times I've nearly been killed--'
'Twenty-seven,' said Twoflower.
'What?'
'Twenty-seven times,' said Twoflower helpfully. 'I worked it out. But you never actually have.'
'What? Worked it out?' said Rincewind, who was beginning to have the familiar feeling that the conversation had been mugged.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

Simon looks rather nice. I wonder if she would like a holiday in the country?

Nora looks a little nippy.

and rather moist

Do you come off in the wet?

“It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going around to atheists’ houses and smashing their windows.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

“Well, these guys believe that if you die in battle, some big fat singing horned women carry you off to a sort of giant feast hall where you gobble yourself silly for the rest of eternity," said the rave. It belched genteeley. "Damn stupid idea, really."
"But it just happened!"
"Still a daft idea.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

Gobble yourself silly!

“At least nothing particularly dreadful was happening to him right now. Probably it was only a matter of time.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Eric

Baby...wow!
Most excellent quote ML.