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“To be a leader you have to learn to shout! But after you've learned to shout, you have to learn not to!”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

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Berenice is very nice.

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Agreed ….she deserves a plug

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“Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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I think lola should try some sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits

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Could play a tune on her ribs

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Ding dong

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“Don’t force me to draw my own conclusions. I do have a very big pencil.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

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“No. It’s just personal. Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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Personally I’m sure Miss could turn her.Anthea that is

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“only those with their feet on rock can build castles in the air.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

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needed

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Some of us like salad on our kebabs

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“He had died for his beliefs; chief among them was the very Hugglestonian one that bravery could replace armour, and that Klatchians would turn and run if you shouted loud enough.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Truth

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“He waited patiently until the uproar had died away. It was amazing, he thought, how people would argue against figures on no better basis than ‘they must be wrong’.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

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“Everyone found their eyes turning toward Adam. He seemed to be thinking very carefully. Then he said: “I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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Hailey does, but not on the one that sent Gabbers home......

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Gabbers couldn’t but pet Pet does

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“Rincewind had been generally reckoned by his tutors to be a natural wizard in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

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Today is a Glorias day.

“Quimby was eventually killed by a disgruntled poet during an experiment conducted in the palace grounds to prove the disputed accuracy of the proverb “The pen is mightier than the sword,” and in his memory it was amended to include the phrase “only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

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“It was the sort of smile that lies on sandbanks waiting for incautious swimmers.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Mort

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“You could trust numbers, except perhaps for pi, but he was working on that in his spare time and it was bound to give in sooner or later.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Making Money

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22/7 ML, it is much simpler.

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“We are armed with the truth. What can harm us if we are armed with the truth?’ ‘Well, a crossbow bolt can, e.g., go right through your eye and out the back of your head,’ said Sergeant Colon.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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Arrghh, the old crossbow versus the truth. Can you imagine if this happened to politicians when they were being interviewed, every time they told a porky...?

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