MISS HYBRID'S FORUM

“Nanny just tended to put a hot poultice on everything and recommend a large glass of whatever the patient liked best on the basis that since you were going to be ill anyway you might as well get some enjoyment out of it.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

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“He felt eyes suddenly upon him because marital telepathy is a terrible thing” - Sir Sir Terry Pratchett, Snuff

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Agatha seems rather game...

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What you mean hung by the legs until smelly

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Not exactly. I think we need to talk, Mr SW.

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“Of course fantasy is escapist. Most stories are. So what? Teachers are not meant to be jailers.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard

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“The problem is, people only think for themselves if you tell them to.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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“The princesses were beautiful as the day is long and so noble they, they could pee through a dozen mattresses-” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Mort

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“The princesses were beautiful as the day is long and so noble they, they could pee through a dozen mattresses-”

I can't be very noble...

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“There was always something that you had to do before you could do the thing you wanted to do and even then you might get it wrong.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

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“It is a strange thing to find yourself doing something you have apparently always wanted to do, when in fact up until that moment you had never known that you had always wanted to do it, or even what it was,” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Snuff

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“Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board and look all over the place for the dice.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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Molly mist looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth......

I am sure there was another line I could add here.....

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Straight from the fridge....hard going in, turning soft and creamy soon afterwards

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Butter her up on the kitchen table

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No butts.....

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One of my favourite uideos

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“You made a choice, you get what you choose.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

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“You made a choice, you get what you choose.”

What a quote...

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“In the same way that the really rich can never be mad (they’re eccentric), so they can also never be rude (they’re outspoken and forthright).” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

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“This was music that had not only escaped, but had robbed a bank on the way out. It was music with its sleeves rolled up and its top button undone, raising its hat and grinning and stealing the silver.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

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“G-d does not play games with His loyal servants," said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice.
"Whooo-eee," said Crowley. "Where have you been?”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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“If you want something done, give it to someone who's busy!” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

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“A unicorn is nothing more than a big horse that comes to a point, anyway. Nothing to get so excited about.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

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