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“The Librarian liked being best man. You were allowed to kiss bridesmaids, and they weren't allowed to run away.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
(FYI - In the Discworld books, the Librarian is an Orangutan).

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“No-one likes being told it's their lucky day. That sort of thing does not bode well. When someone tells you it's your lucky day, something bad is about to happen.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Jingo

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I have never been told "it's my lucky day"

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“We're living in science fiction, but we don't realize it.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“I think it is just a matter of getting into the mind of the writer,” Vetinari went on, looking at a letter covered with grubby fingerprints and what looked like the remains of someone’s breakfast. He added: “In some cases, I imagine, there is a lot of room.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Making Money

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It's Furrryday

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“There's always something to eat, if you're hungry enough.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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“The price for being the best is always... having to be the best.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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“People in chains had a tendency to look guilty.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

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“And when in doubt, take all your clothes off,' said Caleb.
'What for?'
'Sign of a good berserk, taking all your clothes off. Frightens the hell out of the enemy. If anyone starts laughing, stab 'em one.”
- Sir Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

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Michaela looks very welcoming and wonders if you are hungry.

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Michaela Isuzu bet she’s a pickup

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“They'd come here to spoon and, on one memorable occasion, fork.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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“the queen appeared as innocent as one of those mountains which smoke a little, and then one day end up causing a whole civilization to become an art installation” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

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“Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Snuff

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Gotta love furryday

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“She collected silence like other people collected strings. But she had a way of saying nothing that said it all.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

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“On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

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“New things, new ideas arrived and strutted their stuff and were vilified by some and then lo! that which had been a monster was suddenly totally important to the world.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

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“One of the things that makes folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who ain't.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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“There was something pleasant about an empty classroom. Of course, as any teacher would point out, one nice thing was that there were no children in it.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“Can't we do anything about it?"
- "No!"
- "Then I can't see the sense in panicking", said Twoflower calmly”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

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“Some people say you achieve immortality through your children," said the minstrel.
"Yeah?" said Cohen. "Name one of your great-granddads, then.”
― Sir Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

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“Lots of things have never happened before. We’re only born once.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

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“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact,” said Granny. “But I don’t hold with encouraging it.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

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