MISS HYBRID'S FORUM

“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (The Fifth Elephant)

_________________

“It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.” - Terry Pratchett (Jingo)

_________________

“The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Wintersmith)

_________________

“Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (The Light Fantastic)

_________________

Very TLExible!

_________________

“Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Reaper Man)

_________________

“He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

_________________

Sherice looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.....butt we all know better.

_________________
Click here to visit Miss Hybrid's site

Yes, the Lurpak would melt elsewhere.

_________________

“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off.
A dog's wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch, but it has its own peculiar dreadfulness which connoisseurs of the ghastly and dog owners everywhere have come to know and dread. It's like having a small piece of defrosting liver pressed lovingly against you.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Moving Pictures)

_________________

“Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Lords and Ladies)

_________________

“Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

_________________

“Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of dictionaries look up the spelling of words.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

_________________

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch)

_________________

Friday Frizzy bits.

“Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Going Postal)

_________________

“A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents)

_________________

Frizzy Friday

_________________

“Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (A Hat Full of Sky)

_________________

“Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.” - Terry Pratchett (Snuff)

_________________

“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Going Postal)

_________________

“She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)

_________________

“What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.
Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,' said a voice in his head.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

_________________

Diana Jam Doughnut?

_________________

“And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Carpe Jugulum)

_________________

“Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (The Wee Free Men)

_________________