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Post subject: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day  Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 12:44 am |
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I suppose I can now be called 20BB ??  _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 3:52 am |
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thats a lot of BBs. howd you manage that?
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 9:35 am |
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1BestBoy wrote: I suppose I can now be called 20BB ?? Never mind you, how's the bike?  _________________ 
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Miss Hybrid
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 9:54 am |
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PastyKing
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 10:58 am |
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You'll have to use your dibber to type with  _________________ 
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1BestBoy
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 12:44 pm |
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Jitna wrote: thats a lot of BBs. howd you manage that? I went  without my bike and kinda crashlanded the wrong way up  _________________
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1BestBoy
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 12:46 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: We want full details Including all the gory bits? Or just the bed bath and being fed like a baby bits?  _________________
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Miss Hybrid
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 2:21 pm |
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1BestBoy
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 2:55 pm |
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[quote="Miss Hybrid"]The works.....,,,,,[/quot You got  _________________
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 3:02 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: The works.....,,,,, It was almost worth it for the bed baths Being fed like a baby isn't high on my fetish list, butt another one I can tickoff now  Surgery was painless with a ring block, even listening to the drill didn't bother me  Learning to clean myself with no good hands is a challenge, I might revert to  style and just wipe it on the carpet  _________________
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 3:30 pm |
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1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: The works.....,,,,, It was almost worth it for the bed baths Being fed like a baby isn't high on my fetish list, butt another one I can tickoff now Surgery was painless with a ring block, even listening to the drill didn't bother me Learning to clean myself with no good hands is a challenge, I might revert to style and just wipe it on the carpet Make sure it's deep pile or you'll end up with s grazed arse as well.  _________________
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 3:55 pm |
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PastyKing wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: The works.....,,,,, It was almost worth it for the bed baths Being fed like a baby isn't high on my fetish list, butt another one I can tickoff now Surgery was painless with a ring block, even listening to the drill didn't bother me Learning to clean myself with no good hands is a challenge, I might revert to style and just wipe it on the carpet Make sure it's deep pile or you'll end up with s grazed arse as well. There speaks the voice of experience it wouldn't be a shag pile for long  _________________
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Miss Hybrid
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 4:11 pm |
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Oh dear, looks like 2BB may need entertaining..."Taxi"
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 5:11 pm |
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1BestBoy wrote: PastyKing wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: The works.....,,,,, It was almost worth it for the bed baths Being fed like a baby isn't high on my fetish list, butt another one I can tickoff now Surgery was painless with a ring block, even listening to the drill didn't bother me Learning to clean myself with no good hands is a challenge, I might revert to style and just wipe it on the carpet Make sure it's deep pile or you'll end up with s grazed arse as well. There speaks the voice of experience it wouldn't be a shag pile for long _________________
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 5:38 pm |
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My oh my  Heal up 1BB - may be a while though by the sound of things! _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 5:57 pm |
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 6:14 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: Do you need a nurse? Have you still got your uniform?  _________________
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 6:15 pm |
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hajmcm wrote: My oh my Heal up 1BB - may be a while though by the sound of things! Thanks H You guys should have heard of Brian Simpson, he'll have me sorted in a week _________________
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 6:23 pm |
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 7:32 pm |
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1BestBoy wrote: Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery?  
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 22nd, 2017, 10:50 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery? The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks _________________
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 23rd, 2017, 9:18 am |
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1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery? The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks Was she volunteering to come home and help with it?     
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 23rd, 2017, 11:24 am |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: [ Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery? The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks [/quote] Was she volunteering to come home and help with it? [/quote] Unfortunately not. She said you have to go private for that _________________
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 23rd, 2017, 11:51 am |
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1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: [ Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery? The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks Was she volunteering to come home and help with it? [/quote] Unfortunately not. She said you have to go private for that [/quote] Oh very good....
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Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day Posted: March 23rd, 2017, 12:55 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: [ Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery? The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks Was she volunteering to come home and help with it? Unfortunately not. She said you have to go private for that [/quote] Oh very good.... [/quote] The anaesthetists staff also thought it was hilarious when they asked me about the ring block they'd done on my arm before surgery, and was it working. I said it beats lying on it til it goes numb   _________________
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