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 Post subject: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 11th, 2010, 5:36 pm 
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Evil Moles may look cute, but they can really make a loud noise when they ROAR!!!

A 1-foot tall Green Evil Mole can register 10 GSU (Galactic Sound Units) on a sound-measuring device that is 5 feet away. Yellow Evil Moles are twice as loud, and Red Moles... THREE times as loud as their yellow counterparts!

So anyway, one day Miss Hybrid was out doing a bit of maintenance on the exterior of the Space Station, and before her she saw, to her fright, the biggest Evil Mole she had ever seen. It was 5 feet high, 10 feet away and red! It looked straight at Miss Hybrid, and gave the loudest ROAR it could!!!

How many GSU did Miss Hybrid's sound-measuring device register?


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 11th, 2010, 6:31 pm 
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12 decimeters ?


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 11th, 2010, 9:34 pm 
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Miss Hybrid's sound measuring device was unable to register any GSU....its AA batteries were being used in the Magic Wand.


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 11th, 2010, 9:38 pm 
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Miss Hybrid's sound measuring device was unable to register any GSU....its AA batteries were being used in the Magic Wand.
Not much point in that, the wand blew a fuse.... Again!


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 12th, 2010, 11:57 am 
How much stiffness can Miss hybrids bullet nipples register?


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 12th, 2010, 5:04 pm 
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None! When it saw Miss H's beauty it was dumbstruck!


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 12th, 2010, 5:11 pm 
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Hey, Mr Datsun, I like the new avatar.

Oh yes. A hint. Think Alien.


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 12th, 2010, 7:11 pm 
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Hey, Mr Datsun, I like the new avatar.

Oh yes. A hint. Think Alien.
Miss Hybrid doesn't have a lion! Also as sound increases on a logarithmic scale, do you mean twice as loud on the db scale, or by volume? Would a mole be able to survive in space, and why would he try to burst out of our heroines stomach?


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 12th, 2010, 7:32 pm 
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Hey, Mr Datsun, I like the new avatar.

Oh yes. A hint. Think Alien.
Miss Hybrid doesn't have a lion! Also as sound increases on a logarithmic scale, do you mean twice as loud on the db scale, or by volume? Would a mole be able to survive in space, and why would he try to burst out of our heroines stomach?
log log decibells. I hate whisky.

on an ass side do you think ant fucker has clue what we are on about?


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 13th, 2010, 10:45 am 
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Evil Moles may look cute, but they can really make a loud noise when they ROAR!!!

A 1-foot tall Green Evil Mole can register 10 GSU (Galactic Sound Units) on a sound-measuring device that is 5 feet away. Yellow Evil Moles are twice as loud, and Red Moles... THREE times as loud as their yellow counterparts!

So anyway, one day Miss Hybrid was out doing a bit of maintenance on the exterior of the Space Station, and before her she saw, to her fright, the biggest Evil Mole she had ever seen. It was 5 feet high, 10 feet away and red! It looked straight at Miss Hybrid, and gave the loudest ROAR it could!!!

How many GSU did Miss Hybrid's sound-measuring device register?
The mole was 10 feet away, so too far for the sound device to register.


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 13th, 2010, 11:30 am 
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Come on, come on.

What was the tag line for Alien?


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 13th, 2010, 11:41 am 
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Come on, come on.

What was the tag line for Alien?
Aaah,

In space no one can hear you scream.


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 9:41 am 
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But if no one could hear him scream, did he really scream....was he really a mole, or a groundhog?? Spot wouldn't do it anyway :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Moles in Space
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 10:59 am 
"In space no one can hear you scream"

:roll: Its a rubbish movie tagline anyway.

If you were in space and someone stood next to you screamed, I'm sure you would hear them.


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