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 Post subject: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 9th, 2010, 11:27 pm 
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A landlord is threatening to evict a father and his beautiful young daughter, unless she agrees to marry him. In a false gesture of sincerity, he offers her an opportunity for her and her father to remain in the house, without marrying him. He has a silk bag in which he says he has placed a white and a black stone from the footpath on which they're standing. If she picks the white stone from the bag, without looking, she wins; if she picks the black, she loses. However, the young girl saw him place two black stones in the bag. She can't expose him in front of the witnesses without angering him and making things worse. How does the clever girl win?


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 10th, 2010, 2:34 am 
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She uses her "free spin" card and then proceeds to buy a vowel....oops....wrong game again.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 10th, 2010, 7:32 am 
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A landlord is threatening to evict a father and his beautiful young daughter, unless she agrees to marry him. In a false gesture of sincerity, he offers her an opportunity for her and her father to remain in the house, without marrying him. He has a silk bag in which he says he has placed a white and a black stone from the footpath on which they're standing. If she picks the white stone from the bag, without looking, she wins; if she picks the black, she loses. However, the young girl saw him place two black stones in the bag. She can't expose him in front of the witnesses without angering him and making things worse. How does the clever girl win?
She gets her father to reach in the bag and pull out one stone. If it is black, the witnesses can 'assume' the other one is white and so she can say that she pick the remaining one, without removing it from the bag.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 10th, 2010, 7:41 am 
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She gets her father to reach in the bag and pull out one stone. If it is black, the witnesses can 'assume' the other one is white and so she can say that she pick the remaining one, without removing it from the bag.
Good answer, but she must pick the stone.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 10th, 2010, 2:04 pm 
I know the answer, to let the topic continue I'll drop it though...


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
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I know the answer, to let the topic continue I'll drop it though...
Your answer is correct - I know - I am a side kick.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 3:03 pm 
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Just in case anyone did not get this one, the daughter fumbles the stone that she picks out and drops it onto the path so that the stone is lost. No problem - says she - the stone left in the bag must be the other colour, so checking the bag, finds a black stone, which means that the dropped stone must have been white.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 3:13 pm 
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Had the landlord simply joined Miss Hybrid's website he could have gotten his rocks off much easier.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 3:57 pm 
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Just in case anyone did not get this one, the daughter fumbles the stone that she picks out and drops it onto the path so that the stone is lost. No problem - says she - the stone left in the bag must be the other colour, so checking the bag, finds a black stone, which means that the dropped stone must have been white.
You never said where the path was leading to??? Is this a blind alley?? Is there a cat there?? A black cat that got creamed called Spot?? Now I'm confused too :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 4:02 pm 
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Just in case anyone did not get this one, the daughter fumbles the stone that she picks out and drops it onto the path so that the stone is lost. No problem - says she - the stone left in the bag must be the other colour, so checking the bag, finds a black stone, which means that the dropped stone must have been white.
You never said where the path was leading to??? Is this a blind alley?? Is there a cat there?? A black cat that got creamed called Spot?? Now I'm confused too :oops:
Now you're just being silly and I'm not playing any more. THERE WAS NO CAT. I'm sure that was pretty clear. :x

wish i'd never posted that bloody quote now. mutter mutter mumble mumble.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
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Why didn't her father just sell her to square off his debts, like mine did?

What if the road was tarmacked or had Magnesian Limestone chippings, or block paving?


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 4:07 pm 
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Why didn't her father just sell her to square off his debts, like mine did?

What if the road was tarmacked or had Magnesian Limestone chippings, or block paving?
Or yellow brick, with cat's eyes :-)


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
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Just in case anyone did not get this one, the daughter fumbles the stone that she picks out and drops it onto the path so that the stone is lost. No problem - says she - the stone left in the bag must be the other colour, so checking the bag, finds a black stone, which means that the dropped stone must have been white.
You never said where the path was leading to??? Is this a blind alley?? Is there a cat there?? A black cat that got creamed called Spot?? Now I'm confused too :oops:
Now you're just being silly and I'm not playing any more. THERE WAS NO CAT. I'm sure that was pretty clear. :x

wish i'd never posted that bloody quote now. mutter mutter mumble mumble.
You said there was a cat and it was black. xxx

Is it like when someone asks me if I take it up the arse? I say no but I will give it a try. When I get on all 4s stick my arse up as high as I can and my ass gapes. They spit on my arse and gently push their cock and it goes straight in..... is it that same sort of little fib? No one ever commented on that, I wonder why?

I will drop the pussy cat thing now.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 4:15 pm 
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Why didn't her father just sell her to square off his debts, like mine did?

What if the road was tarmacked or had Magnesian Limestone chippings, or block paving?
Okaaaaaay, let's see...........


The father was already using the daughter to pay off his debts by prostituting her and didn't want to lose that line of income.
Fortunately the path did contain just black and white pebbles, so the "what if" is an elephant.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 4:16 pm 
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Why didn't her father just sell her to square off his debts, like mine did?

What if the road was tarmacked or had Magnesian Limestone chippings, or block paving?
Or yellow brick, with cat's eyes :-)
The she would have been Dorothy and Toto would not have gone hungry.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 4:18 pm 
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And where does the elephant come into all this?? Did she drop the pebble in some elephant shit, and no-one dared look for it??


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 4:20 pm 
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You crazy fools!


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
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And where does the elephant come into all this?? Did she drop the pebble in some elephant shit, and no-one dared look for it??
Elephant, what elephant - that's irrelevant.


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
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And where does the elephant come into all this?? Did she drop the pebble in some elephant shit, and no-one dared look for it??
Elephant, what elephant - that's irrelevant.
Irrelevant Elephant?? What the fuck?? Is this a poetry competition now??

Just get back to the cats :-)


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 4:26 pm 
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And where does the elephant come into all this?? Did she drop the pebble in some elephant shit, and no-one dared look for it??
Elephant, what elephant - that's irrelevant.
Irrelevant Elephant?? What the fuck?? Is this a poetry competition now??

Just get back to the cats :-)
THERE ARE NO CATS! :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: The Evil Landlord
PostPosted: June 14th, 2010, 4:30 pm 
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Just get back to the cats :-)
THERE ARE NO CATS! :roll:
WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? :lol: :lol: :lol:




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