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larss
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Post subject: Technical Issue  Posted: May 11th, 2010, 4:07 pm |
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Does anyone know how much dilithium crystal is needed to power the transwarp conductor drives on a Mark 5 Aldebarian liner?
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Miss Hybrid
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 11th, 2010, 4:54 pm |
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larss wrote: Does anyone know how much dilithium crystal is needed to power the transwarp conductor drives on a Mark 5 Aldebarian liner? I have some part worn AAs
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 11th, 2010, 10:59 pm |
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larss wrote: Does anyone know how much dilithium crystal is needed to power the transwarp conductor drives on a Mark 5 Aldebarian liner? That's not really my area of expertise and besides, I'm much more concerned with getting the holodeck programmed so that Jeri Ryan fucks me into oblivion.Attachment:
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 11th, 2010, 11:13 pm |
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crosseyedlemon wrote: larss wrote: Does anyone know how much dilithium crystal is needed to power the transwarp conductor drives on a Mark 5 Aldebarian liner? That's not really my area of expertise and besides, I'm much more concerned with getting the holodeck programmed so that Jeri Ryan fucks me into oblivion.Attachment: star-trek-jeri-ryan-in-hallways-420x500.jpg Ah, yes - carry on.
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 12:28 am |
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Although I am not a network specialist or systems analyst I would like Miss H to know that I am always available should she need addition RAM.
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1BestBoy
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:02 pm |
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crosseyedlemon wrote: Although I am not a network specialist or systems analyst I would like Miss H to know that I am always available should she need addition RAM. And I can always supply a bigger hard drive !!!
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:03 pm |
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larss wrote: Does anyone know how much dilithium crystal is needed to power the transwarp conductor drives on a Mark 5 Aldebarian liner? About 3 nerts per nano-age
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larss
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:21 pm |
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1BestBoy wrote: larss wrote: Does anyone know how much dilithium crystal is needed to power the transwarp conductor drives on a Mark 5 Aldebarian liner? About 3 nerts per nano-age That's about what I thought. I was just worried about the degradation of the higher level positronic functions in the liners computers if too much is injected at once.
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:28 pm |
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larss wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: larss wrote: Does anyone know how much dilithium crystal is needed to power the transwarp conductor drives on a Mark 5 Aldebarian liner? About 3 nerts per nano-age That's about what I thought. I was just worried about the degradation of the higher level positronic functions in the liners computers if too much is injected at once. Naah, it'll be fine....only one thing to be careful of....treat it like a 9v battery or a birds arse.....you know you shouldn't put your tongue on it...but you've just got to try it 
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Miss Hybrid
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:29 pm |
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larss
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:34 pm |
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1BestBoy wrote: Naah, it'll be fine....only one thing to be careful of....treat it like a 9v battery or a birds arse.....you know you shouldn't put your tongue on it...but you've just got to try it Doh! Attachment:
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:40 pm |
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larss wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: Naah, it'll be fine....only one thing to be careful of....treat it like a 9v battery or a birds arse.....you know you shouldn't put your tongue on it...but you've just got to try it Doh! Attachment: FiliformPapillae.jpg Ah my warning came too late then? 
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:41 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: I love you boys x It's a kind of mutual thing !!!!
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larss
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:42 pm |
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1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: I love you boys x It's a kind of mutual thing !!!! Again - What he said.
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 12th, 2010, 10:49 pm |
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larss wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: I love you boys x It's a kind of mutual thing !!!! Again - What he said. There's an echo in here......in here....in here
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 11:31 am |
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larss
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 12:21 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: Whats a Poxy server? Any server that is underpowered or over 5 years old, is always referred to as "that poxy server". As in "That poxy server is so damn slow".
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 1:02 pm |
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How many cookies should one have to ensure that all the bits are getting enough bytes?
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 1:42 pm |
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crosseyedlemon wrote: How many cookies should one have to ensure that all the bits are getting enough bytes? As many as can fit on the bus.
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 2:53 pm |
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larss wrote: crosseyedlemon wrote: How many cookies should one have to ensure that all the bits are getting enough bytes? As many as can fit on the bus. I have one cookie she is quite ample but extremely naughty. She could get through a bus load, no problem xx
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 2:54 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: larss wrote: crosseyedlemon wrote: How many cookies should one have to ensure that all the bits are getting enough bytes? As many as can fit on the bus. I have one cookie she is quite ample but extremely naughty. She could get through a bus load, no problem xx I like cookie 
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 3:18 pm |
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Miss Hybrid wrote: Whats a Poxy server? One thats got a VIRUS!!
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 3:27 pm |
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1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: Whats a Poxy server? One thats got a VIRUS!! As in "That poxy server has a virus" or would that make it a poxy poxy server?
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 17th, 2010, 3:32 pm |
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larss wrote: 1BestBoy wrote: Miss Hybrid wrote: Whats a Poxy server? One thats got a VIRUS!! As in "That poxy server has a virus" or would that make it a poxy poxy server? Or a poxed server??
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Miss Hybrid
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Post subject: Re: Technical Issue Posted: May 22nd, 2010, 2:57 pm |
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I want to know why AA batteries don't seem to last very long.
I went skiing with a girlfriend
I walked into our bedroom and she looked surprised to see me. She had her knickers half up and a wire leading from them to a hand control thing. She explained to me that it was a sort of knicker warming device. I asked if I could try it. She said "no, the batteries are flat". Now I know she had only just bought them that morning, so there must be a problem.
Also when I ski near her I get a strange interference on my Ipod. Do you think her heated knickers could be acting as a transmitter
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