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 Post subject: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 12:44 am 
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I suppose I can now be called 20BB ?? :sickdog:

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 3:52 am 
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thats a lot of BBs. howd you manage that?

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PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 9:35 am 
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I suppose I can now be called 20BB ?? :sickdog:

Never mind you, how's the bike? :getwell:

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PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 9:54 am 
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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 10:58 am 
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You'll have to use your dibber to type with :)

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 12:44 pm 
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Jitna wrote:
thats a lot of BBs. howd you manage that?



I went :lbm: without my bike and kinda crashlanded the wrong way up :(

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 12:46 pm 
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Including all the gory bits? Or just the bed bath and being fed like a baby bits? :matador:

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PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 2:21 pm 
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The works.....,,,,,

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 2:55 pm 
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[quote="Miss Hybrid"]The works.....,,,,,[/quot

You got :maildude:

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 3:02 pm 
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The works.....,,,,,



It was almost worth it for the bed baths :) Being fed like a baby isn't high on my fetish list, butt another one I can tickoff now :whip:

Surgery was painless with a ring block, even listening to the drill didn't bother me :shock:

Learning to clean myself with no good hands is a challenge, I might revert to :gsdfm: style and just wipe it on the carpet :rofl:

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 3:30 pm 
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1BestBoy wrote:
Miss Hybrid wrote:
The works.....,,,,,



It was almost worth it for the bed baths :) Being fed like a baby isn't high on my fetish list, butt another one I can tickoff now :whip:

Surgery was painless with a ring block, even listening to the drill didn't bother me :shock:

Learning to clean myself with no good hands is a challenge, I might revert to :gsdfm: style and just wipe it on the carpet :rofl:


Make sure it's deep pile or you'll end up with s grazed arse as well. :spank:

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PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 3:55 pm 
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PastyKing wrote:
1BestBoy wrote:
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The works.....,,,,,



It was almost worth it for the bed baths :) Being fed like a baby isn't high on my fetish list, butt another one I can tickoff now :whip:

Surgery was painless with a ring block, even listening to the drill didn't bother me :shock:

Learning to clean myself with no good hands is a challenge, I might revert to :gsdfm: style and just wipe it on the carpet :rofl:


Make sure it's deep pile or you'll end up with s grazed arse as well. :spank:


There speaks the voice of experience :rofl: it wouldn't be a shag pile for long :P

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 4:11 pm 
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Oh dear, looks like 2BB may need entertaining..."Taxi"

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 5:11 pm 
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1BestBoy wrote:
PastyKing wrote:
1BestBoy wrote:
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The works.....,,,,,



It was almost worth it for the bed baths :) Being fed like a baby isn't high on my fetish list, butt another one I can tickoff now :whip:

Surgery was painless with a ring block, even listening to the drill didn't bother me :shock:

Learning to clean myself with no good hands is a challenge, I might revert to :gsdfm: style and just wipe it on the carpet :rofl:


Make sure it's deep pile or you'll end up with s grazed arse as well. :spank:


There speaks the voice of experience :rofl: it wouldn't be a shag pile for long :P


:rofl:

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 5:38 pm 
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My oh my :rwarmy:

Heal up 1BB - may be a while though by the sound of things!

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PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 5:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 6:14 pm 
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Do you need a nurse?



Have you still got your uniform? :nurse:

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PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 6:15 pm 
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hajmcm wrote:
My oh my :rwarmy:

Heal up 1BB - may be a while though by the sound of things!



Thanks H

You guys should have heard of Brian Simpson, he'll have me sorted in a week :)

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PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 6:23 pm 
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I really need more practice at this landing lark


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PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 7:32 pm 
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1BestBoy wrote:
I really need more practice at this landing lark



Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery?

:wrpp: :wrslag:

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 22nd, 2017, 10:50 pm 
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Miss Hybrid wrote:
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Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery?

:wrpp: :wrslag:



The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks :shock:

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PostPosted: March 23rd, 2017, 9:18 am 
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1BestBoy wrote:
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Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery?

:wrpp: :wrslag:



The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks :shock:


Was she volunteering to come home and help with it? :yesss: :shemademe: :gargleblaster: :hls: :69:

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PostPosted: March 23rd, 2017, 11:24 am 
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Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery?

:wrpp: :wrslag:



The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks :shock:[/quote]

Was she volunteering to come home and help with it? :yesss: :shemademe: :gargleblaster: :hls: :69:[/quote]


Unfortunately not. She said you have to go private for that :rofl:

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Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery?

:wrpp: :wrslag:



The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks :shock:


Was she volunteering to come home and help with it? :yesss: :shemademe: :gargleblaster: :hls: :69:[/quote]


Unfortunately not. She said you have to go private for that :rofl:[/quote]

Oh very good.... :matador:

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 Post subject: Re: 2BB equals record number of bones broken in a day
PostPosted: March 23rd, 2017, 12:55 pm 
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Miss Hybrid wrote:
1BestBoy wrote:
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Do you think an Orgasmic Cheddar Cheese would help recovery?

:wrpp: :wrslag:



The calcium would definitely help! When one of the nurses was feeding me we were discussing cheeses as she liked cheese too. When I told her about yours she was impressed, and shocked that I'd eat it all in 3 weeks :shock:


Was she volunteering to come home and help with it? :yesss: :shemademe: :gargleblaster: :hls: :69:



Unfortunately not. She said you have to go private for that :rofl:[/quote]

Oh very good.... :matador:[/quote]

The anaesthetists staff also thought it was hilarious when they asked me about the ring block they'd done on my arm before surgery, and was it working.

I said it beats lying on it til it goes numb :fp: :wank:

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