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PostPosted: September 9th, 2013, 9:19 am 
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:mememe: Thank you for being here and for being YOU :team: :team: :team: :party1: :xmas2:

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Have I , when did that happen xxx :fp: :shlick:
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Congratulations Miss. :party2: :party2: :party2:

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Crikey. More posts that you can shake a :stiffy: at.

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And that was just while out dogging last week !

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:camel: :giraffe: :mememe: If a Giraffe could jump pound for pound as high as a grasshopper he would get out of an awful lot of trouble.

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:camel: :giraffe: :mememe: If a Giraffe could jump pound for pound as high as a grasshopper he would get out of an awful lot of trouble.
Okay.
Given the average length of a grasshopper is around 5cm, the average weight is 0.5g and that a grasshopper can jump upwards around 10 times its length, that makes approx. 1m up per gram of weight. The average giraffe weighs in at 1600Kg, which would have it jumping 1,600,000m or 1600km, putting it at the upper reaches of Low Earth Orbit (160-2000km).

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:camel: :giraffe: :mememe: If a Giraffe could jump pound for pound as high as a grasshopper he would get out of an awful lot of trouble.
Is it English pound or normal pound? :?

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:camel: :giraffe: :mememe: If a Giraffe could jump pound for pound as high as a grasshopper he would get out of an awful lot of trouble.
Okay.
Given the average length of a grasshopper is around 5cm, the average weight is 0.5g and that a grasshopper can jump upwards around 10 times its length, that makes approx. 1m up per gram of weight. The average giraffe weighs in at 1600Kg, which would have it jumping 1,600,000m or 1600km, putting it at the upper reaches of Low Earth Orbit (160-2000km).
Okay, so I guess that landing would bring the giraffe an awful lot of trouble :cyclist:

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:camel: :giraffe: :mememe: If a Giraffe could jump pound for pound as high as a grasshopper he would get out of an awful lot of trouble.
Okay.
Given the average length of a grasshopper is around 5cm, the average weight is 0.5g and that a grasshopper can jump upwards around 10 times its length, that makes approx. 1m up per gram of weight. The average giraffe weighs in at 1600Kg, which would have it jumping 1,600,000m or 1600km, putting it at the upper reaches of Low Earth Orbit (160-2000km).
It would need strong neck muscles.

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:camel: :giraffe: :mememe: If a Giraffe could jump pound for pound as high as a grasshopper he would get out of an awful lot of trouble.
Okay.
Given the average length of a grasshopper is around 5cm, the average weight is 0.5g and that a grasshopper can jump upwards around 10 times its length, that makes approx. 1m up per gram of weight. The average giraffe weighs in at 1600Kg, which would have it jumping 1,600,000m or 1600km, putting it at the upper reaches of Low Earth Orbit (160-2000km).
Okay, so I guess that landing would bring the giraffe an awful lot of trouble :cyclist:
Unless he broke his fall on a grasshopper

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:camel: :giraffe: :mememe: If a Giraffe could jump pound for pound as high as a grasshopper he would get out of an awful lot of trouble.
Okay.
Given the average length of a grasshopper is around 5cm, the average weight is 0.5g and that a grasshopper can jump upwards around 10 times its length, that makes approx. 1m up per gram of weight. The average giraffe weighs in at 1600Kg, which would have it jumping 1,600,000m or 1600km, putting it at the upper reaches of Low Earth Orbit (160-2000km).
Okay, so I guess that landing would bring the giraffe an awful lot of trouble :cyclist:
Unless he broke his fall on a grasshopper
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Crikey. More posts that you can shake a :stiffy: at.
Now I woodn't mind shaking my :stiffy: at/in Miss H

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Have I , when did that happen xxx :fp: :shlick:
You really do like to keep hard at it, don't you Miss H x :shlick: :mandy:

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youve been doing all right, Miss

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It was just down to C&P

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what did you see and where did you pee? :?

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what did you see and where did you pee? :?
Miss pee's wherever she wants. :yes:

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