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Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 6th, 2011, 3:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: I have a couple of questions Miss H.
1) Do you smoke in 'real' life or is that for the camera? Be carefull how you answer this because you may be heading for a lecture! I smoked, sometimes heavily for 35+ years. 2) I am a little concerned about the number of guns you have, what do you shoot with them? I have read somewhere about clay pigeon shooting but do you shoot living creatures? Obviously they won't be living if you've shot them! 1) I stopped totally for a few months but must confess to having an odd one.... 2) I have a number of guns. I only shoot targets. Miss VVHHH As an ex-smoker verging on rabid anti smoking I will let you off with an odd one as long as that all it is. Myself and Larrs will have to see what we can do to get you to quit the evil Madam Nicotine. As long as you don't shoot living things I will renew my membership, because I would have left otherwise. Though I am not a veggie/vegan or other I do care for animals, particularly dogs, bears and donkey's, I would sooner damage a human than an animal, in fact there are some humans still walking that don't deserve to be. I have just been to the docs for my medication review and outside stood two barely dressed pregnant chavs smoking, and when they came in sat two seats away from me and the smell was almost unbearable............ Lecture over now let me get back to letching over you Miss H................. |
Author: | Miss Hybrid [ May 7th, 2011, 7:45 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Quote: I have a couple of questions Miss H.
1) Do you smoke in 'real' life or is that for the camera? Be carefull how you answer this because you may be heading for a lecture! I smoked, sometimes heavily for 35+ years. 2) I am a little concerned about the number of guns you have, what do you shoot with them? I have read somewhere about clay pigeon shooting but do you shoot living creatures? Obviously they won't be living if you've shot them! 1) I stopped totally for a few months but must confess to having an odd one.... 2) I have a number of guns. I only shoot targets. Miss VVHHH As an ex-smoker verging on rabid anti smoking I will let you off with an odd one as long as that all it is. Myself and Larrs will have to see what we can do to get you to quit the evil Madam Nicotine. As long as you don't shoot living things I will renew my membership, because I would have left otherwise. Though I am not a veggie/vegan or other I do care for animals, particularly dogs, bears and donkey's, I would sooner damage a human than an animal, in fact there are some humans still walking that don't deserve to be. I have just been to the docs for my medication review and outside stood two barely dressed pregnant chavs smoking, and when they came in sat two seats away from me and the smell was almost unbearable............ Lecture over now let me get back to letching over you Miss H................. Any more Not so FAQ's? |
Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 7th, 2011, 8:45 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I have a couple of questions Miss H.
1) Do you smoke in 'real' life or is that for the camera? Be carefull how you answer this because you may be heading for a lecture! I smoked, sometimes heavily for 35+ years. 2) I am a little concerned about the number of guns you have, what do you shoot with them? I have read somewhere about clay pigeon shooting but do you shoot living creatures? Obviously they won't be living if you've shot them! 1) I stopped totally for a few months but must confess to having an odd one.... 2) I have a number of guns. I only shoot targets. Miss VVHHH As an ex-smoker verging on rabid anti smoking I will let you off with an odd one as long as that all it is. Myself and Larrs will have to see what we can do to get you to quit the evil Madam Nicotine. As long as you don't shoot living things I will renew my membership, because I would have left otherwise. Though I am not a veggie/vegan or other I do care for animals, particularly dogs, bears and donkey's, I would sooner damage a human than an animal, in fact there are some humans still walking that don't deserve to be. I have just been to the docs for my medication review and outside stood two barely dressed pregnant chavs smoking, and when they came in sat two seats away from me and the smell was almost unbearable............ Lecture over now let me get back to letching over you Miss H................. Any more Not so FAQ's? |
Author: | Miss Hybrid [ May 9th, 2011, 12:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I have a couple of questions Miss H.
1) Do you smoke in 'real' life or is that for the camera? Be carefull how you answer this because you may be heading for a lecture! I smoked, sometimes heavily for 35+ years. 2) I am a little concerned about the number of guns you have, what do you shoot with them? I have read somewhere about clay pigeon shooting but do you shoot living creatures? Obviously they won't be living if you've shot them! 1) I stopped totally for a few months but must confess to having an odd one.... 2) I have a number of guns. I only shoot targets. Miss VVHHH As an ex-smoker verging on rabid anti smoking I will let you off with an odd one as long as that all it is. Myself and Larrs will have to see what we can do to get you to quit the evil Madam Nicotine. As long as you don't shoot living things I will renew my membership, because I would have left otherwise. Though I am not a veggie/vegan or other I do care for animals, particularly dogs, bears and donkey's, I would sooner damage a human than an animal, in fact there are some humans still walking that don't deserve to be. I have just been to the docs for my medication review and outside stood two barely dressed pregnant chavs smoking, and when they came in sat two seats away from me and the smell was almost unbearable............ Lecture over now let me get back to letching over you Miss H................. Any more Not so FAQ's? I will be the one looking for the bargains on the bottom shelf! |
Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 9th, 2011, 6:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I have a couple of questions Miss H.
1) Do you smoke in 'real' life or is that for the camera? Be carefull how you answer this because you may be heading for a lecture! I smoked, sometimes heavily for 35+ years. 2) I am a little concerned about the number of guns you have, what do you shoot with them? I have read somewhere about clay pigeon shooting but do you shoot living creatures? Obviously they won't be living if you've shot them! 1) I stopped totally for a few months but must confess to having an odd one.... 2) I have a number of guns. I only shoot targets. Miss VVHHH As an ex-smoker verging on rabid anti smoking I will let you off with an odd one as long as that all it is. Myself and Larrs will have to see what we can do to get you to quit the evil Madam Nicotine. As long as you don't shoot living things I will renew my membership, because I would have left otherwise. Though I am not a veggie/vegan or other I do care for animals, particularly dogs, bears and donkey's, I would sooner damage a human than an animal, in fact there are some humans still walking that don't deserve to be. I have just been to the docs for my medication review and outside stood two barely dressed pregnant chavs smoking, and when they came in sat two seats away from me and the smell was almost unbearable............ Lecture over now let me get back to letching over you Miss H................. Any more Not so FAQ's? I will be the one looking for the bargains on the bottom shelf! |
Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 9th, 2011, 6:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Obviously I haven't had time to go through every post, but I was wondering if you ever need someone with a steady hand and fairly good eyesight to remove/clean/fit all you pussy ornaments, because I have noticed that from time to time you do remove them. If the situation is vacant I am offering my services. |
Author: | submip [ May 19th, 2011, 11:02 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Miss Hybrid, What are your femdom limits? submip |
Author: | aching_balls [ May 20th, 2011, 9:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Miss Hybrid Which other dommes/ladies turn you on? Humbly yours ab |
Author: | Miss Hybrid [ May 22nd, 2011, 5:57 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Obviously I haven't had time to go through every post, but I was wondering if you ever need someone with a steady hand and fairly good eyesight to remove/clean/fit all you pussy ornaments, because I have noticed that from time to time you do remove them.
If the situation is vacant I am offering my services. Now this is a first and yes is the answer! |
Author: | Miss Hybrid [ May 22nd, 2011, 5:57 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Miss Hybrid,
What are those?
What are your femdom limits? submip |
Author: | Miss Hybrid [ May 22nd, 2011, 6:00 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Miss Hybrid
I like the ladies of the English Mansion, but I also like girls who dress like tarts.
Which other dommes/ladies turn you on? Humbly yours ab |
Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 22nd, 2011, 10:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Obviously I haven't had time to go through every post, but I was wondering if you ever need someone with a steady hand and fairly good eyesight to remove/clean/fit all you pussy ornaments, because I have noticed that from time to time you do remove them.
If the situation is vacant I am offering my services. Now this is a first and yes is the answer! |
Author: | 1BestBoy [ May 22nd, 2011, 10:33 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Quote: Obviously I haven't had time to go through every post, but I was wondering if you ever need someone with a steady hand and fairly good eyesight to remove/clean/fit all you pussy ornaments, because I have noticed that from time to time you do remove them.
If the situation is vacant I am offering my services. Now this is a first and yes is the answer! |
Author: | Miss Hybrid [ May 22nd, 2011, 1:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Obviously I haven't had time to go through every post, but I was wondering if you ever need someone with a steady hand and fairly good eyesight to remove/clean/fit all you pussy ornaments, because I have noticed that from time to time you do remove them.
If the situation is vacant I am offering my services. Now this is a first and yes is the answer! Tart at once Do I rank above Felix? Doesn't everyone What are the minge benefits, administering to your pussy ornaments? Felix Holiday pay? Sickness benefits? Moving expenses? Can I bring my muff along? Is it a live-in appointment? Yes, you get your very own hook Are meals supplied? All you can eat And what sort of hours would I be required to work? Will I be on the books, or a self-employed pussy attendant? |
Author: | submip [ May 22nd, 2011, 6:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Miss Hybrid,
What are those?What are your femdom limits? submip What I'm really asking I suppose is what types of femdom you like to do. submip |
Author: | The Real JBS [ May 23rd, 2011, 3:15 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
I have a question. I saw that you will be having a live chat tomorrow at 4:00ish PM BDT....what does that translate into in CDT? Of course I could just look it up.....but let's face it....I'm just toooooooo damn lazy! Ha ha ha! If I can figure it out....I might just make an appearance. Of course we can negotiate my appearance fee at a later date. But, I will warn you....Jon does not come cheap! Ha ha ha! |
Author: | aching_balls [ May 23rd, 2011, 8:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Miss Hybrid
I like the ladies of the English Mansion, but I also like girls who dress like tarts.Which other dommes/ladies turn you on? Humbly yours ab |
Author: | larss [ May 23rd, 2011, 11:52 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: I have a question. I saw that you will be having a live chat tomorrow at 4:00ish PM BDT....what does that translate into in CDT? Of course I could just look it up.....but let's face it....I'm just toooooooo damn lazy! Ha ha ha! If I can figure it out....I might just make an appearance. Of course we can negotiate my appearance fee at a later date. But, I will warn you....Jon does not come cheap! Ha ha ha!
You are 6 hours behind British Summer Time. NY is 5 Hours behind and LA is 8 Hours adrift.
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Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
What are the minge benefits, administering to your pussy ornaments? Felix Holiday pay? Sickness benefits? Moving expenses? Can I bring my muff along? Is it a live-in appointment? Yes, you get your very own hook Are meals supplied? All you can eat And what sort of hours would I be required to work? Will I be on the books, or a self-employed pussy attendant?[/quote][/quote] 6 to 9 and you will be on the hooks[/quote] Now I have no wish to be picky here, but how on earth can Felix be a minge benefit? My original inquiry said fringe benefits, as I already get minge benefits! As I will be your P(ussy) O(rnament) A(dministrator) which will be all the minge benefit a man of my advanced years could handle. I was thinking more along the lines of manicures, massages and the like as I will be administering to you gorgeous pussy, so we dont need any hang nails, rough skin etc. My own hook? That's very tempting, however, no mention of sick pay or holiday pay, or relocation expenses! All you can eat? I do have a very large appetite and a very long tongue! The hours are quite long Miss H. Are there overtime payments? If so at what rate? And finally are there any performance related bonuses? Ability, conduct and sobriety bonuses? Yours Masturbatingly, |
Author: | larss [ May 25th, 2011, 4:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: What are the minge benefits, administering to your pussy ornaments?
You expect payment for this job?Felix Holiday pay? Sickness benefits? Moving expenses? Can I bring my muff along? Is it a live-in appointment? Yes, you get your very own hook Are meals supplied? All you can eat And what sort of hours would I be required to work? Will I be on the books, or a self-employed pussy attendant? 6 to 9 and you will be on the hooks Now I have no wish to be picky here, but how on earth can Felix be a minge benefit? My original inquiry said fringe benefits, as I already get minge benefits! As I will be your P(ussy) O(rnament) A(dministrator) which will be all the minge benefit a man of my advanced years could handle. I was thinking more along the lines of manicures, massages and the like as I will be administering to you gorgeous pussy, so we dont need any hang nails, rough skin etc. My own hook? That's very tempting, however, no mention of sick pay or holiday pay, or relocation expenses! All you can eat? I do have a very large appetite and a very long tongue! The hours are quite long Miss H. Are there overtime payments? If so at what rate? And finally are there any performance related bonuses? Ability, conduct and sobriety bonuses? Yours Masturbatingly, |
Author: | 1BestBoy [ May 26th, 2011, 9:22 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote:
Now I have no wish to be picky here, but how on earth can Felix be a minge benefit? My original inquiry said fringe benefits, as I already get minge benefits! As I will be your P(ussy) O(rnament) A(dministrator) which will be all the minge benefit a man of my advanced years could handle. I was thinking more along the lines of manicures, massages and the like as I will be administering to you gorgeous pussy, so we dont need any hang nails, rough skin etc.
You expect payment for this job?My own hook? That's very tempting, however, no mention of sick pay or holiday pay, or relocation expenses! All you can eat? I do have a very large appetite and a very long tongue! The hours are quite long Miss H. Are there overtime payments? If so at what rate? And finally are there any performance related bonuses? Ability, conduct and sobriety bonuses? Yours Masturbatingly, not being punished would be payment enough!! |
Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 26th, 2011, 10:21 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Of course I expect remunaration for my services as a highly skilled craftsman who takes a pride in his work! Do I detect a little ? |
Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 26th, 2011, 10:27 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
New ? for Miss H. This probably should go in the Disgusting ?'s thread, but hey........whilst I'm here. Miss H have you ever been fisted in the arse or fisted someone else in the arse? Have you been fisted in the pussy or fisted another lady's pussy? Had a G/F once who........................... |
Author: | who??? [ May 26th, 2011, 4:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Of course I expect remunaration for my services as a highly skilled craftsman who takes a pride in his work!
I am not one to speak for Larss or 1BB, but I have a job for Miss VVHHH. And I think it is possible that it may be even better than yours.
Do I detect a little ? |
Author: | ERFDRIVER1951 [ May 28th, 2011, 12:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Not so FAQs |
Quote: Quote: Of course I expect remunaration for my services as a highly skilled craftsman who takes a pride in his work!
I am not one to speak for Larss or 1BB, but I have a job for Miss VVHHH. And I think it is possible that it may be even better than yours. Do I detect a little ? |
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