MISS HYBRID'S FORUM

“Rumour is information distilled so finely that it can filter through anything. It does not need doors and windows -- sometimes it does not need people. It can exist free and wild, running from ear to ear without ever touching lips.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“‘Yes, but humans are more important than animals,’ said Brutha.
‘This is a point of view often expressed by humans,’ said Om.”
- Sir Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

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“Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Soul Music)

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Hippy Friday

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“Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)

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“Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw.
It was its tendency to bend at the knees.”
- Sir Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

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“He could think in italics. Such people need watching.
Preferably from a safe distance.”
- Sir Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms)

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“Once you had a good excuse, you opened the door to bad excuses.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Thud!)

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“Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (The Truth)

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“This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)

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“Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Jingo

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“Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong...But it might.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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“Natural selection saw to it that professional heroes who at a crucial moment tended to ask themselves questions like 'What is my purpose in life?' very quickly lacked both.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times: The Play

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“Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Jingo

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“The universe, they say, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty, and bloody-mindedness.” - Sir Terry Pratchett , The Light Fantastic

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“But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, The Long Earth

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“It wasn't that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath half full of water, ceased to be sound and became some sort of invasive presence.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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“Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent," said Miss Susan. "But answers do.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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“If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Snuff

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“Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

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“Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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“Ach, people are always telling us not to do things" said Rob Anybody, "that's how we ken the most interesting things to do.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

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“If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize.” - Sir Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

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