MISS HYBRID'S FORUM

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Eric)

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“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Guards! Guards!)

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“She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.” - Neil Gaiman & Sir Terry Pratchett (Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch)

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Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Moving Pictures)

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“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!” - Sir Terry Pratchett (The Color of Magic)

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“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

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“The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.” - Sir Terry Pratchett ( Monstrous Regiment)

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“There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Guards! Guards!)

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“This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“Anyway, if you stop tellin' people it's all sorted out afer they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive. ” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch)

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“Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Monstrous Regiment)

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“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.” - Terry Pratchett (Jingo)

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“The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Jingo)

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“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Unseen Academicals)

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“Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Interesting Times)

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“There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (A Hat Full of Sky)

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“In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Lords and Ladies)

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“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

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“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.” - Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)

and now for some Friday Furry Fun.

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[quote="larss"]“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.” - Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)

and now for some Friday Furry Fun.

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“Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.” - Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms: The Play)

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“When in doubt, choose to live.” - Sir Terry Pratchett (Thief of Time)

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