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"I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down."
-- Tim Vine

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Oh, the one liners are coming! Yey

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"It is better to live rich than to die rich."
-- Samuel Johnson

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"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."
-- Les Dawson

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I watched a documentary about him, he was rather funny. Did you know he was a vacuum cleaner salesman too?

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Who for…..?

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What is the purpose of cleaning vacuum?

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"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"
-- Tim Vine

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"If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it."
-- Marcus Aurelius

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Has 2BB seen these?

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"Velcro: what a rip-off."
-- Tim Vine

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He moist certainly has, furry nice indeed

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"It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realise how much we have in common."
-- Stephen Fry

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"How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?"
-- Dr. Seuss

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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
-- Isaac Asimov

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"My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him."
-- Les Dawson

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"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."
-- Theodore Roosevelt

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"My biggest fear is mindlessly and stupidly repeating myself."
-- John Lydon

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"My biggest fear is mindlessly and stupidly repeating myself."
-- John Lydon

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cum again?

That Deja Vu feeling

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"It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit."
-- Noel Coward

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"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
-- Aldous Huxley

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A good quote, and that's a fact!

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"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts."
-- Charles Dickens

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